it’s a the marvelous mrs. maisel one, the first i’ve ever written for that fandom and the shortest thing I’ve ever written in general. if you love me, give it a read plsss <33
Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.
(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)
You know, they ask you, what role would you like to play? And just jokingly a lot of times I would say, “I want to play a queen!” Never thinking that I would, that it would happen. And just hang in there and it did. Because, you know, as parents, a mother of a boy and a girl, we tell them “you’re kings and queens,” you know. And here it is realized. (x)
i’m sorry but fucking “fighting in only your army!! front lines don’t you ignore me!!! i’m the best thing at this party!! you’re losing me!! AND I WOULDNT MARRY ME EITHER!?!?! PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER, WHO ONLY WANTED YOU TO SEE HER!!?!?! and i’m FADING, thinking DO SOMETHING BABE!! SAY SOMETHING!! say something!! LOSE SOMETHING babe RISK SOMETHING!!! you’re losing me!!” girl.
one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland’s investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i’m there.
